![]() Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not that guy. ![]() Now, while the phrase “krill your shelf” and “krill yourself” may seem very similar to another phrase that does not contain the letter R, “krill your shelf” and “krill yourself” are not veiled or subversive attempts to promote, encourage or condone self harm and violence. I also know some of my fellow modern apes can’t take a joke. Wondering how this all started? Watch the video below:ĭisclaimer: I’m writing this disclaimer because I feel like I need to, in a “society” that is becoming, in my opinion, ridiculously overly sensitive (in certain areas) and ever more fake and hypocritical as the days and years go on. Step 5 (Optional): Upload the image of whatever you just krilled, whether you krilled your shelf, krilled yourself, or krilled someone or something else, to the official Krill Your Shelf subreddit here: or to your favorite social media site such as Instagram, Twitter, etc, as long as you have permission and it follows all the rules and guidelines of those services. Step 4: Voila! You’ve just krilled your shelf, yourself, or someone or something else! Now sit back and enjoy the lols! Place the krill image over the subject in the image that you want to krill as seen below.Įxamples of people and things being krilled, starting from top left: Pet Potato, Karl Marx, Deep One Dave, Corvus & Margaret Clemmons, Grumpy Cat, Ephemeral Rift: Krilled people & things starting from top left: Pet Potato, Carl Marx, Deep One Dave, Corvus & Margaret Clemmons, Grumpy Cat, Ephemeral Rift Step 3: Open your favorite image editing app or program. Step 2: Take a photo of your shelf, yourself, someone else (as long as you have their permission) or something else (the sky, a squirrel, random trash, etc.) or even find an online image or other meme that you have permission to use. Image is for personal and meme use only, not for commercial purposes. PNG if you can, because it has a transparent background. ![]() Step 1: Download / Save the krill image below. So good on you, mate.Infomercial voice: Have you always wanted to krill your shelf, krill yourself, or krill someone or something else, but just never had the krill to do it? Well now’s your chance! And I always appreciate a good twist ending. And I do have dark humor, so I imagine the dislike was just born of suddenly waking from a dreamlike state of relaxation to find the pineapple dead. Or the fact that things suddenly got really, really dark. Also, the sound of cutting through her gave e horribly cold shivery feelings, like I get when I touch cotton. You give us time to become emotionally attached to the pineapple, and then you just eat it. Luckily it's almost seven, so that's not too big a deal. I'll definitely return to it later and listen again.Īnd your "And that concludes the blowing air on the microphone strapped to Ms. I feel like I'm just going to add on to this comment every time I find a bit of this that I adored. ![]() I could listen to you for hours.Īnd the crunchy eating was HEAVEN. ![]() Normally I don't like the voices that sound like they come from right up at the bridge of the nose, but yours is definitely the exception to the rule. My brain LIKES that noise.Īlso, your voice is awesome. With that tapping at the beginning, I didn't so much get tingles in the body as I got tingles in the brain. ![]()
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